so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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