How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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