i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
whose ass print is on the piano?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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