why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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