U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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