why didn't you poke me back
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Randomize
