you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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