no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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