Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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