Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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