He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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