used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
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