this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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