ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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