Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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