do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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