I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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