I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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