ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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