I'm so fucking centered right now
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
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