Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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