I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
did i walk over a car last night?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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