normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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