You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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