Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Are we still banned from the library?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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