Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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