so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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