Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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