i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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