she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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