only if we run a train.
done.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
