k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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