I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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