I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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