why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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