The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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