I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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