Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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