Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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