It's like God shit irony all over that family
meet me or not, i'm out of control
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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