This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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