i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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