i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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