Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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