Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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