nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
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