I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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