They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
BRING THE BAGELS
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Randomize
