I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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