I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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