Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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