Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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