5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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