you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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