hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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