Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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