So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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