Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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